The Dogfood Haiku[U]

My friend ate dog food
By my brother he was forced
Now my dog has beef

Thank you, I'm Tyler - Goodnight.

lol.. that was hilarious!

reminds me of my childhood years ( no i wasn't the one that ate dog food)

me neither

although i can not deny not trying it when i was like. 4yrs old.. or around that age area.. i tried doggy beef jerky. i mean damn. that shit looked like beef jerky.. i like beef jerky.. so.. i tried it.. hated it.. spit it out..

twas grodie

Beer Haiku

I am drinking beer
I drink more beer than i should
Beer belly i fear

Pigpen Haiku


I never clean up
My room is a total mess
I Dream of Jeanie

Schooltime Haiku

Chew on your pen Paul
And learn why you rely on
A cap in your ass.

Cool Guys

Smoldering in ash
My car is faster than his
Punch me in the face.

UH OH

before I knew it
someone drank that last keg beer
my cig was in it.

hmm im not sure if this is a haiku cause i've never written one.. but here goes.. imma just wing it.. lol

just went to a show
with corner stone and see thru
now i am tired

((shrugs)) hmm

Just when Johhny thought
he had Daniel for speeding
Diarrhea knocked.

just so you know Constance, a haiku is a japanese style of poetry where each line has a designated amount a syllables. the most common haiku is
5 syllables in the first line
7 in the second, and 5 in the third.

you almost got it with yours, you need one more syllable in the last line.

for example

Constance likes to write
haikus can be very strange
Tyler's dog has beef

Actually, I think she tricked us with "Tired." (two syllables) Good job Constance!

really? yayness!!

thank you both for helping me understand a bit better.. hehe.. wow.. i learned sumthin new! \m/ 0 0 T !

*bows*

tyler and asher
inspiring and thoughtful
smarter am i now

how bout that one.. *counts syllables* ((shrugs))

Maybe more like this one:

Tyler and Asher
intoxicated they are
don't listen to them.

I just had to sneeze
as she leaned in for a kiss
where are you going?!

haha w/ all the drinkin ya'll say u do.. i wouldn't doubt it